Possibly the Longest Intro Song for a Sitcom Ever.

I loved Joanie Loves Chachi. I went to see Scott Baio at a theme park and actually heard this song sung live. Be still my beating heart. This song is wretched, and I know it now, but my nine year old self was unaware. (Side note, I really wanted to use the show's intro version but someone had requested embedding be disabled on youtube. Wah.)